Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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