You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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