Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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