youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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