I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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