Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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