people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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