I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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