dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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