So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
