just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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