I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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