Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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