i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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