and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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