After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
jump out the window naked night went bad
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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