Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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