People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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