I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Someone signed my nipple.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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