she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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