And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You can make out without kissing
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