He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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