I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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