You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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