i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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