you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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