i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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