theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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