nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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