Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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