ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
a search helicopter?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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