Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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