we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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