Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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