used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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