My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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