can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize