question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
dude. I can hear the air.
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