can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
