i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I didn't notice because vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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