First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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