SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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