OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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