you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
