I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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