fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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