I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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