omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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