I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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