Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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