On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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