How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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