So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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