As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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