I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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